Created by clam hanson

Last updated: 2026-04-25

1) time and date u started this?
2026-04-25 21:47
2) asl?
Very little of luka pona
3) opinions on musicals?
Forget that it's a musicle and be confused why are they now singing
4) favorite snack?
Currently, almonds
5) have u ever been in love?
No
6) favorite pokemon?
Haven't played enough Pokemon to choose
7) mario kart main?
Haven't played
8) tf2 main?
Was Demoman when I was interested in TF2
9) do you laugh at youtube poops?
Sometimes. I'm only human, after all
10) are you listening to music right now?
To a strudel pattern, yes
11) favorite shape?
A decagram made of two pentagrams
12) do you believe in astrology?
No
13) do you believe in the occult?
No
14) opinions on vocaloid?
Wonderful stuff
15) would you ever want to be a rockstar?
Of a rock band? Not really, especially if suddenly
16) do you easily get stressed?
When talking to people, yes. On a deadline for an event or on a stage or something, no
17) what is/was your favorite class in high school?
IT lol
18) what pokemon type would you be? dual types are allowed lol
I don't know enough. Electricity?
19) rei or asuka?
Rei
20) favorite html tag?
<!DOCTYPE html>
21) are you religious?
I like Taoism
22) opinions on nightcore?
Don't listen to. I prefer listening to original songs instead of remixes and sped ups. Covers are fun, though
23) did you go through any major phase? (emo, goth, weeaboo, etc)
If I remember correctly, I was a japanophile for some time, but I'm less interested in it now
24) are you good at drawing?
I get surprised by how good I can draw sometimes
25) do you crack your joints?
Yes
26) do you read visual novels?
It's one of the most amazing experiences when I do, but I forget about the existence of this genre
27) can you sew?
I want to learn to, but it's a low priority wish
28) can you cook?
Well, what I cook is edible
29) most expensive thing you've bought?
A VR headset, probably
30) opinions on cosplay?
Absolutely fantastic! I want to create my own costume, but never get to it
31) what's your most hated band/musician?
I don't really hate any
32) are you a dramatic person?
In which sense?
33) what emoticon do you use most?
T^T
34) can a miracle certainly occur?
If one exists, probably not when you need it
35) would you let a vampire suck ur blood?
I mean if I trust them
36) do you have a celebrity crush?
No
37) do you like snow?
Snow is too cold, hands hurt. Then gloves can't warm fingers enough
38) were you really into greek mythology as a kid?
Still am. Not really searching for stories, but I listen attentively when I hear one
39) what are some things you could competently deliver a speech on?
Linguistics stuff, construdcted languages, how a computer works, programming languages and their levels, Internet protocols, OSI layers... Yep, I'm a geek
40) are you good at spelling?
Hopefuly
41) which touhou wud u fuk?
What kinda question is that?
42) do you think there's going to be a robot takeover?
Not unless people allow it to happen
43) HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR??!?!??!?!
The opposite. Science's not made enough progress
44) would you be an angel or devil?
Neither, really. Not pure enough to be an angel, too nice for a devil
45) sine, cosine, or tangent?
Yes
46) do you like licorice?
Haven't tried
47) whats one thing you cant stand that everyone else loves?
Can't think of anything
48) what books did you like as a kid?
I remember enjoying The Adventures of Tom Sawyer
49) can you play any instruments?
I can make a C concert flute go toot, but I'd need a fingering chart, a music sheet and several hours to play a basic melody
50) what song would you want to play at your wedding?
I don't even have a crush. A wedding's too far in the future, if ever
51) do you believe in reincarnation?
No
52) finish the sentence: I'm just a guy who ______
knows too much
53) have you been to another continent?
No
54) whats your worst habit?
Staying up late
55) favorite vegetable?
Potatoes
56) whats something stupid that scared the shit outta you as a kid?
Hard to describe. There's a very specific size to speed of movement ratio that I had nightmares with. I still get uncanny vibes from it
57) whats one of your guilty pleasures?
Writing JavaScript
58) would you rather be a ghost or a vampire?
A ghost is nice as long as I can interact with the world. No need for food or sleep, no aging, can go through walls and can just do whatever I want
59) what do you fear most?
Getting doxxed &or getting my servers hacked
60) do you sleep with any plushies?
Yes. They're nice additional pillows
61) what hobby do you just not understand?
Collecting stuff, especially if it involves spending money
62) do you like the taste of alcohol?
I like kvass. I'd probably die if I drank pure alcohol
63) are you a hopeless romantic?
No
64) which deadly sin best fits you?
Sloth
65) which of your physical features do you like the most?
Long hair is nice
66) are your ears pierced?
Currently, no. I got my ear pierced around 2025-12-28 and it didn't heal for 4 months and then inflamed. I took it off and now wait for it to fully heal to pierce again
67) have you ever been in a physical fight?
Out of self defence or similar? Thankfully no
68) where do you buy your clothes?
Online
69) where would you live if you could live anywhere?
Somewhere safer
70) do believe in magic? or is it all a trick?
Magic systems are really cool. Magic in real life is just lack of knowledge
71) have you read umineko when they cry? you should!
If I won't forget (I will forget) (I forgot)
72) what is the worst chore to do?
Vacuum-cleaning
73) what did your parents almost name you?
Alex
74) what would you want your name to be if you were not your current gender?
Some beginning with a K as the first letter. I like K as the first letter
75) what were your first words?
Baba
76) what do you want your last words to be?
I don't plan on dying anytime soon. "A GOD DOES NOT FEAR DEATH!" would be cool
77) when did you first regularly start going online?
It was so long ago that I don't remember
78) what year do you miss the most?
2000s, out of anemoia
79) are you psychic?
No
80) would you fuck a clone of yourself? you're not allowed to kill yourself.
Wtf
81) what do you use to listen to music?
I have a Shmci C60 hi-fi music player. Aka an MP3 player
82) whats the biggest city you've been to?
Moscow. It's like a whole region by itself
83) favorite animal?
Rams
84) what web browser do you use?
LibreWolf
85) are you allergic to kitty cats???????????
No
86) do you like energy drinks?
Haven't tried
87) would ever spend money on tf2 unusuals/csgo skins/gacha pulls/etc
Hell no. Only if I'm guaranteed to get what I want
88) when do you usually go to bed?
Around 23:30. Needs to be earlier
89) how often do you wash your hair?
1-2 times a week
90) would you download a car?
Yes lol
91) what was your favorite show as a kid?
"a kid" is a subjective period of time and my opinion changed constantly. Am I still a kid? I remember watching a lot of "How's it made" a lot
92) whats the silliest hat you own?
A winter hat with red and white horizontal stripes, a pine tree in the front and LEDs on the tree. They light up and blink
93) what album/song do you're feeling angsty
If I understand "angsty" correctly, Ego Renegade Boy by FLAVOR FOLEY
94) do you make OCs?
Yes. The about OCs page is planned
95) whats the goofiest thing you do when completely alone?
I don't think I act much different
96) do you like fireworks?
They're nice to look at from afar. Up close they're too loud
97) favorite painter?
Probably somebody from the interlinked section
98) favorite numbers?
Squares of 2 and multiples of 5
99) what genre of vidya gaems are you really good at? (fps, fightan, danmaku, racing, whatever)
Parkour I guess. I really like PARKOUR Reborn
100) time and date you finished this?
2026-04-25 23:45. It took around 2 hours (Then I started to reread and edit untill 00:43)